You can do that with the little button on the side. Remember that one?
Probably you will have to slide an icon across the screen. It’s as if the device is saying: “Are you sure you want to do something so drastic? Nobody ever turns off their phone!” Push through. Turn it off. Save 3 hours of your day.
Just for a moment, live in the world of atoms, not bits. Ready? Deep breath.
Turn it off.